Off the Line
Copyright 1999 by OldTom, all rights reserved.

"The way I heard it, you *stole* those shorts off the line."

"I did not! They saw me sneak up and do it. They watched without saying a word. I needed the shorts to cover up with, and they let me do it. That's not stealing!"

"I still say, the way I heard it, you stole the shorts."

"That's not true!"

"For stealing, you get spanked. You know that, don't you?"

"Of course. But you don't have the right story!"

"My dear, you know what happens in a shorts story contest."

"Umm... what?"

"I win, and you get spanked."

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